Who's Line Is It Anyway?

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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by DaTurtle » Sun Sep 16, 2018 2:39 pm

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Alright y'all are having too much fun

"Weird things to toast to at your sister's wedding."
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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Reyn » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:15 pm

Bread.

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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:02 pm

"A toast to the groom. She's your problem now."
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Wint » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:14 pm

"A toast to my girlfriend. She's better than yours."
“The tongue is the most remarkable. For we use it both to taste out sweet wine and bitter poison, thus also do we utter words both sweet and sour with the same tongue.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Graveyard Book

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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Shinigami » Sun Sep 16, 2018 7:07 pm

"A toast to the groom. Poor fella'll tear himself bald by sundown."
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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Stitches » Sun Sep 16, 2018 7:20 pm

"A toast to the dress maker of the bride's dress- I'm sure they struggled."
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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Sun Sep 16, 2018 7:21 pm

"To Michael. The handsome, rich, funny guy my sister could have married instead of Ted."
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Stitches » Sun Sep 16, 2018 7:22 pm

"I propose a toast to our parents- the only people who actually love my sister who are present tonight."
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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:42 pm

"A toast to Dr. Conors. For turning my ugly little brother into a beautiful bride. Oh...she didn't tell you yet did she?"
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Faliterum Alteris » Sun Sep 16, 2018 11:09 pm

"A toast to this wine, because it's much better than all the whining the groom will have to deal with!"
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