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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Mama Happy » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:26 pm

ShaFlow wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:29 pm
Mama Happy wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:12 pm
Yo boy! Is that dick a jawbreaker? Cause I’d like to suck on it for hours~
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Mama can be nasty at times too, ya’know?
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Reyn » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:34 pm

Bby just call me MAX300 because I am unreasonably hard....

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by InquisitorRothus » Sun Dec 24, 2017 8:18 pm

You. Me. My place. Bring butter.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Mon Dec 25, 2017 1:05 am

1: Spell "Me"
2: Em Ee?..
1: You forgot the D.
2: There's no D in "Me"
1: Yet
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation, and as such could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.” - Michael Stevens

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Annasiel » Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:17 am

Your finger looks cold. Mind if I put a ring on it?
Alone she drifts from ancient mists
Nary a candle, nary a wish
But in the wont of wandering paths
Through wooded knolls, and windworn crags
She seeks a face she thought as friend
But now -- she thinks as judgement's end

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by InquisitorRothus » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:04 pm

I see my order of hunky waiter has arrived.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:30 pm

Have you heard the wonderful news of our Lord and savior, a movie night on Friday?
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation, and as such could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.” - Michael Stevens

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