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Re: dirty roleplays

Post by UmbraSight » Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:00 pm

This is now a roleplay about sweeping up dirt.
//… under her weight the floorboards gave, and she fell into the dark...// Fall of the Aelir Isles, Vol. III

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Re: dirty roleplays

Post by Galdor_Mithr » Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:02 pm

*mudslinging intensifies*

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Re: dirty roleplays

Post by odog811 » Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:02 am

DURGS! THEY'RE IN THE MUD!

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Re: dirty roleplays

Post by Galdor_Mithr » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:53 pm

Galdor looks at the glass of orange juice (odog811) with a puzzled look "stilly orange juice! mud can't give you drugs! mud has no hands!" he looks over the orange juice's shoulder into the tie dye sky "the sun set is so pretty tonight" he says blissfully as a toasted sandwich flies gracefully over iggy pop's shiny sun head.

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Re: dirty roleplays

Post by odog811 » Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:38 pm

I DIDN'T SAY DRUGS I SAID DURGS! *a pack of rabid and tumor riddled hounds soon start to attempt biting at galdor*

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Re: dirty roleplays

Post by Snowskeeper » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:35 am

The rabid and tumour-ridden hounds instead choose to consume the orange juice, glass and all. Their rabies and tumours are cured by this sudden infusion of vitamin c, because that is definitely a thing that vitamin c does. And they all lived happily ever after.

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Re: A totally not co-opted RP about dirt.

Post by odog811 » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:58 am

the bullshitery filter wears off and the hounds eventually bled out due to internal bleeding from the glass ingestion

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Re: A totally not co-opted RP about dirt.

Post by Grey Raven » Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:37 am

Oof. Poor Doggies.

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It dreamed of one day returning to the life

Post by odog811 » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:13 pm

*the Orange juice eventually trickled out* ORANGE JUICE WINS AGAIN!

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