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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by ShadFlow » Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:24 pm

Wanna see my dark magician, girl? ;)
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Annasiel » Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:42 am

I'd murder you, but then you'd be dead, which is less than desirable to me.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

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I once ate a fish

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:15 pm

Are you peanuts? Because the shock I feel when I'm around you is anaphylactic.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Mama Happy » Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:32 pm

Are you water? Cause you’re lookin’ aqua-fine!
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by ShadFlow » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:31 am

This dick isn't gonna ride itself
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Mama Happy » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:12 pm

Yo boy! Is that dick a jawbreaker? Cause I’d like to suck on it for hours~
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by ShadFlow » Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:29 pm

Mama Happy wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:12 pm
Yo boy! Is that dick a jawbreaker? Cause I’d like to suck on it for hours~
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:34 pm

Hey, do you like vore? Because I'd like to put something in your mouth.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by ShadFlow » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:08 pm

Wint wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:34 pm
Hey, do you like vore? Because I'd like to put something in your mouth.
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