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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Sat Nov 18, 2017 10:18 am

Are you a shooting star? Because although you're old and might already be dead, I still get happy seeing you.

Are you a comet? Because I just love taking my goggles outside to look at you for hours on end.

Are you Satan? Because I have to ask, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Sho: "Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freakingmoon."
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Kirby » Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:18 pm

Are you food? Because I want to eat you.

No. Seriously.

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:14 am

Boy, are you a sucker? Because you look like my favorite flavor ;)


(Cute guy) *Doorbell rings* Hello?
(Me) *Opens it* Hey there cutie, do you only use tge front door? Because I've got a nice backdoor with your name on it.


What's your sign? Mine is "Open for business" ;)
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:38 am

Better tie your shoes, I wouldn't want you falling for anyone else.

On a scale of 1-10 your a 9, and I'm the 1 your looking for.

Hello, I'm Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me?
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Jasmine » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:57 am

If the front door isn't working, just go through the back!
The nipple of your dreams is actually my nipple of your nightmares.

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Kirby » Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:47 pm

Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for your booty.
Now give me your ass.

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Shadow101 » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:58 pm

did you wash your paints in Windex ? Because I can see myself in them.

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by InquisitorRothus » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:29 am

You, me, and my sister should get more acquainted!
You will learn about our loving and forgiving God or you will DIE!

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:31 am

Are you my mom? Because I really want to suck dem titties.
Sho: "Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freakingmoon."
Neku: "Uhh... what?"
Joshua: "I think he's saying he's better than gravity."

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Jasmine » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:04 pm

Wint wrote:
Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:31 am
Are you my mom? Because I really want to suck dem titties.
I love you
The nipple of your dreams is actually my nipple of your nightmares.

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