Pick Up Lines

Friendly conversation on a variety of topics! Pruned daily for neatness.
User avatar
Wint
Member+
Posts: 2896
Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:07 am
Gender: Eldritch Abomination
Location: Where my hope lies.
Contact:

Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Sat Nov 18, 2017 10:18 am

Are you a shooting star? Because although you're old and might already be dead, I still get happy seeing you.

Are you a comet? Because I just love taking my goggles outside to look at you for hours on end.

Are you Satan? Because I have to ask, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation, and as such could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.” - Michael Stevens

User avatar
Kirby
Silver
Posts: 3873
Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:39 pm
Location: Looking for food :D
Contact:

Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Kirby » Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:18 pm

Are you food? Because I want to eat you.

No. Seriously.
Image
━━━━━━━━━━━
Image━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Image

User avatar
Killer Ice Cream
Member+
Posts: 3503
Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:30 am
Location: I am everywhere.
Contact:

Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:14 am

Boy, are you a sucker? Because you look like my favorite flavor ;)


(Cute guy) *Doorbell rings* Hello?
(Me) *Opens it* Hey there cutie, do you only use tge front door? Because I've got a nice backdoor with your name on it.


What's your sign? Mine is "Open for business" ;)
RAINBOW

User avatar
Trooper FN-86
Member+
Posts: 2853
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2017 1:32 pm
Location: The Star Destroyer Palpatine
Contact:

Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:38 am

Better tie your shoes, I wouldn't want you falling for anyone else.

On a scale of 1-10 your a 9, and I'm the 1 your looking for.

Hello, I'm Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me?
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck

User avatar
Jasmine
Silver
Posts: 3762
Joined: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:47 pm
Location: In Bed With Lucifer
Contact:

Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Jasmine » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:57 am

If the front door isn't working, just go through the back!
The nipple of your dreams is actually my nipple of your nightmares.

User avatar
Kirby
Silver
Posts: 3873
Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:39 pm
Location: Looking for food :D
Contact:

Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Kirby » Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:47 pm

Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for your booty.
Now give me your ass.
Image
━━━━━━━━━━━
Image━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Image

User avatar
Shadow101
Member
Posts: 442
Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:57 pm
Contact:

Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Shadow101 » Sat Nov 25, 2017 9:58 pm

did you wash your paints in Windex ? Because I can see myself in them.

User avatar
InquisitorRothus
Bronze
Posts: 1956
Joined: Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:55 pm
Location: Brisvegas
Contact:

Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by InquisitorRothus » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:29 am

You, me, and my sister should get more acquainted!
You will learn about our loving and forgiving God or you will DIE!

User avatar
Wint
Member+
Posts: 2896
Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:07 am
Gender: Eldritch Abomination
Location: Where my hope lies.
Contact:

Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Wint » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:31 am

Are you my mom? Because I really want to suck dem titties.
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation, and as such could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.” - Michael Stevens

User avatar
Jasmine
Silver
Posts: 3762
Joined: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:47 pm
Location: In Bed With Lucifer
Contact:

Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Jasmine » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:04 pm

Wint wrote:
Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:31 am
Are you my mom? Because I really want to suck dem titties.
I love you
The nipple of your dreams is actually my nipple of your nightmares.

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests