Who's Line Is It Anyway?

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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:56 am

You have cancer
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck

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Post by Shinigami » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:06 am

"We might have to amputate."
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Post by Maxx[2.0]ine » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:09 am

The cat fell off the bed.
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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Annasiel » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:53 am

"Hello, grandson."
I look in the water and fear what I see
I know it's no stranger but I know it's not me
My life is a lie that was uttered in jest
If I can't change at all, let me rest

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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Wint » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:17 am

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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:06 am

"So that's a number three combo. Extra pickles. Hold the mayo. Do you want to add a cookie for just .99 cents?"
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck

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Post by Shinigami » Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:15 am

"There was an accident on interstate 95 this morning. Three were injured, two were found dead."
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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Bacchus » Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:28 am

lick my weenus, slap my tush, and call me a dolphin sailor
Let's get drunk.

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Post by Axiom_ » Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:40 pm

"Gotta go fast."

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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by DaTurtle » Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:53 pm

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Meh it was ok I guess, 6 points for the first five people to call now

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I'm a 'the glass is half filled with poison' kind of guy.

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