Who's Line Is It Anyway?

DaTurtle · Post by **DaTurtle** » Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:36 pm

Welcome back, today we're going to play "Scenes From A Hat". Points will be given after the scene changes.

*Rummages through hat*

"Bad campaign slogans that won't get you elected"

Post by **Annasiel** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:46 am

"Sponsored by Comcast!"

EmpressOfWords · Post by **EmpressOfWords** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:18 am

"I Told You So!" This message is sponsored and approved by Candidate "LaLaLaLaaLa" Senior.

Shinigami · Post by **Shinigami** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:54 am

"Sponsored by the Soylent Corporation."

Wint · Post by **Wint** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:11 pm

"I mean, who doesn't grab a pussy every now and then, amirite?"

"America is like my sexy cousin. I'm gonna fuck her too."

"I'm pro-choice and think gay people should get equal rights. Oh, and I'm a democrat."

EmpressOfWords · Post by **EmpressOfWords** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:29 pm

"You want to know my positions? Show me the money!"

Post by **Reyn** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:34 pm

"Make America British again"

I had to I'm sorry

DaTurtle · Post by **DaTurtle** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:27 pm

Buuuzzzzzzzzzz

Congratulations you all get 10 points each

Next one... "things you can say about your drink but not your girlfriend?"

Shinigami · Post by **Shinigami** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:54 pm

"This wine is rich, full-bodied, and only gets better with age."

(Good lord, I'm sorry...

)

Post by **Reyn** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:26 pm

1) "I have a drink."

2) "This coffee is perfect, it's just how I like it. Short, bitter, and very likely to give me a heart attack."

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