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Re: Pick Up Lines

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:23 am
by Trooper FN-86
If I were the Grinch I wouldn't steal Christmas, i would steal you.

Is your name Christmas because I want to merry you.

Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.

Re: Pick Up Lines

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:22 am
by ShaFlow
Why so down?

Here, hold this, it's my pick-up line! ;)

So what if you're only 12.....wanna know what else is 12?

Re: Pick Up Lines

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:43 pm
by Wint
I see your age is on the clock... ;)

Re: Pick Up Lines

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:54 pm
by Wint
Jasmine wrote:
Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:04 pm
Wint wrote:
Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:31 am
Are you my mom? Because I really want to suck dem titties.
I love you
Quite the pick up line. ;)

Re: Pick Up Lines

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:12 pm
by Killian
Image

My love for you is marginally stable, it will never die.

Re: Pick Up Lines

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:52 pm
by Shadow101
Are you a Flinstone? Because I can make your bedrock.

Re: Pick Up Lines

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:35 pm
by InquisitorRothus
Baby, you're something that money can't buy... Legally... But that's what bribery and corruption are for!

Re: Pick Up Lines

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:10 am
by Poetic Ghost
Less of a pickup line...

Roses are Red,
So is the State,
So let us be comrades,
Because you are so great.
(But not as great as the motherland)

Re: Pick Up Lines

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:25 am
by Wint
Are you wheat? Because I want to grind you with my stone.

Re: Pick Up Lines

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:18 am
by InquisitorRothus
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!