Who's Line Is It Anyway?

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Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by DaTurtle » Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:36 pm

Welcome back, today we're going to play "Scenes From A Hat". Points will be given after the scene changes.

*Rummages through hat*

"Bad campaign slogans that won't get you elected"
I'm a 'the glass is half filled with poison' kind of guy.

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Post by Annasiel » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:46 am

"Sponsored by Comcast!"
Alone she drifts from ancient mists
Nary a candle, nary a wish
But in the wont of wandering paths
Through wooded knolls, and windworn crags
She seeks a face she thought as friend
But now -- she thinks as judgement's end

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Post by EmpressOfWords » Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:18 am

"I Told You So!" This message is sponsored and approved by Candidate "LaLaLaLaaLa" Senior.

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Post by Shinigami » Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:54 am

"Sponsored by the Soylent Corporation."
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Post by Wint » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:11 pm

"I mean, who doesn't grab a pussy every now and then, amirite?"

"America is like my sexy cousin. I'm gonna fuck her too."

"I'm pro-choice and think gay people should get equal rights. Oh, and I'm a democrat."
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation, and as such could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.” - Michael Stevens

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Post by EmpressOfWords » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:29 pm

"You want to know my positions? Show me the money!"

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Post by Reyn » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:34 pm

"Make America British again"

I had to I'm sorry

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Post by DaTurtle » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:27 pm

Buuuzzzzzzzzzz

Congratulations you all get 10 points each

Next one... "things you can say about your drink but not your girlfriend?"
I'm a 'the glass is half filled with poison' kind of guy.

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Post by Shinigami » Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:54 pm

"This wine is rich, full-bodied, and only gets better with age."

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Re: Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Post by Reyn » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:26 pm

1) "I have a drink."

2) "This coffee is perfect, it's just how I like it. Short, bitter, and very likely to give me a heart attack."

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