The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

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The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by Wint » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:47 pm

The story is of roleplayers on a forum posting posts, with the subplot regarding this weird achievement challenge.
To go with the story, and to match it with a chat-esque session, consecutive posts are allowed.
Warning: It could get meta.

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Last edited by Wint on Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation, and as such could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.” - Michael Stevens

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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by Wint » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:47 pm

Wint was posting a post. That post was very short.
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation, and as such could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.” - Michael Stevens

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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by TehMagicPudding » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:52 pm

TehMagicPudding found the contents of Wint's post to be a personal insult and posted a single image.

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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by Wint » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:53 pm

Wint was shocked to see such an offensive image, but ended up enjoying its contents. He replied with another post.
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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:54 pm

Trooper did the same. Though deep down he feared the image would forever haunt his nightmares.
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Post by Wint » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:57 pm

Wint was intrigued by the new post. He quickly hurried to read it, and found amusing, although a tad racist towards the race of microwaves.
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Post by Trooper FN-86 » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:59 pm

Trooper was confused by the last post, but told no one. He simply apologized for his apparent racist remarks.
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Post by Wint » Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:01 pm

Wint read Trooper's new post, and was appalled to see such microwave misanthropy.
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Post by Trooper FN-86 » Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:04 pm

Trooper gave up all reason and went with the madness, further insulting not only microwaves, but all kitchen appliance kind.
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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by Wint » Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:06 pm

Wint tried reassuring as many kitchen appliances as he could to avoid entering a full-on war between Darth Vader and Gordon Ramsay.
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation, and as such could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.” - Michael Stevens

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