P R O G R E S S
Name: Tyler Wells
Subject possesses an innate ability to adapt over time, manifesting itself through the absorption of the special characteristics and strengths of opponents with whom he engages in combat.
Durability-1: Subject presents a degree of physical toughness beyond expectations.
Regeneration-1: Subject is able to heal damage approximately 30% more quickly than base humans.
Strength-1: Subject is able to use more physical force than average.
Additional Learned Skills
Quick Movement: Allows for very fast movement in combat, short range only.
Blade Resistance: Takes less damage from edged and piercing weapons.
Neon Regenesis: Upgraded regeneration ability, bleeds in neon when it's active.
Demonic Bullshit Hax???: Can kinda sorta morph into a demon a little bit.
Pain Resistance: That didn't hurt as much as you thought it did. Asshole.
Funny how drunk guys can just keep going sometimes even when you think they should fall over.
Right, so, you know how they say you shouldn't hit a pregnant girl? I guess it's some stem-cell bullshit or something.
That asshole ain't gonna beat me in another arm-wrestling fight, that's for sure.
Got in a fight against some guy, called himself "Kid Perfect." He wasn't, but neither was I.
Got hired to punch some guys in a bar, but some punk brought swords to a fistfight.
Twinkletits is the only one who appreciates a good fight. She'll be thrilled to know we've exchanged bodily fluids.
I punched this little demon girl ...Fuck me, right?
Alpha is a bitch. Hear that? Bitch.
Subject is resistant to any inquiries into his history, backstory, political leanings, alliances, or any other lines of inquiry that have been attempted.
Subject persists in answering any inquiries with the following:
Current evidence suggests connection between Subject: Progress and Subject: Alpha
Additional monitoring strongly recommended.
Millennial Bullshit Participation Ribbons
and a Bunch of Other Useless Awards
from These Punks
Some sort of speed thing
who the heck even knows
Jake. Lindsey-Artemis. The Professor. Some other losers I forget.
Aces and some other weirdos.
No prizes for that shit
Twinkletits and the bartender
Twinkletits, some absolute nutcase, some other weirdos, and a Chevy.
Demonic evolutionary bullshit
KinderDemon, a porn star, and some weird randoms