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FOOTBALL, PUNCHING ASSHOLES, PING PONG
"THIS IS OFFICER DAVE MATTHEWS, OCTOBER 31ST 2017, INTEROGGATING SUSPECT JASON BRACKEN FOR SUSPECTED CHARGES OF ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON AND ATTEMPTED MURDER"
Hey man, you gotta fuckin let me and my boys go.
"Why don't you tell me about your friends Jason?"
What's to tell? They the motherfuckin best boys one could ask for, we tight, like three uh, three, really, uh really good friends.
"I meant specifically, I believe their names are Jesse Adams
and Peter Brooks
Peter? Who the fuck i- oh you mean Petey. Yeah well, they some good motherfuckers. Jesse, he ain't no Einstein if you get what I'm saying. Real good at ping pong though, and beating some motherfuckers dow- I mean saving people from criminals that we just see around, officer.
"And that leads us to my final point, Mr. Bracken, why did you beat that gang member with your friends?"
Well ain't it obvious, we are saving people. Taking out the trash as Jesse put it. We use the teleporter THAT WE LEGALLY HAVE to travel around the US of A, and if we happen to see some bad motherfuckers there, then we see some bad motherfuckers. I don't see the big whoop. Do you arrest Great Samson when he saves the world? No, you don't, why? Because he has superpowers and I'm just an average joe sticking up for the little GUY BUT YOU FUCKING PIGS HATE THAT. THIS IS DISCRIMINATION, I BET IM IN SOME PROTECTED CLASS. AIN'T I SUPPOSED TO HAVE A LAWYER? GET MY FUCKING LAWYER IN HERE!!
THE "PUNCHING ASSHOLES" KIT
- Tiger Mask
- Kevlar I found on some dead asshole
- My GUNS
- That's it.
Also a Glock 45. that the boys don't know about. SHHHH
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>Officer Dave Matthews
Like... Dave Matthews Band? Did he get arrested by a country musician?
A myth where ultimate evil turns its gaze on humanity and humanity gazes right back and says "Gotcha."
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Et tu, Brute?
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Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:19 pm
Et tu, Brute?
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