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Anything Goes (ScorpiBun)

Post by Maxx » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:52 pm

A figure stood outside a shop, leaning against the wall, eating oreos. They were waiting for something - anything - to happen. The day had been extremely boring, with none of the usual stuff going on. It was now night, and not a single thing had happened. So the person was seriously considering stopping the next person that walked past.
"The way to kill a Death God is...
...to make them fall in love with a human."

"What a beautiful way to kill someone."

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Post by ScorpiBun » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:59 pm

A mysterious person appeared behind the figure. It was wearing a brown coat, that was obviously too big for the person. Before anybody knew, the person pulled out a golden revolver, with all six bullets loaded and ready to shoot. The person put both its hands onto the revolver and pointed it on the figure. It cocked the revolver and said: "Give me the Oreos, Max! I ain't joking."
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Post by Maxx » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:03 pm

Finally, something was happening. Even if it was someone trying to mug Max for his oreos. Max just looked at the person, a bored expression on his face. "Uh huh..." Max said. "There's a shop literally right there."
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"What a beautiful way to kill someone."

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Post by ScorpiBun » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:07 pm

"No." Said the person. It didn't even think about it. The Oreos Max was holding were the Oreos the person wanted. "I want YOUR Oreos, not the one from the store."
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Post by Maxx » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:10 pm

"But these are MY oreos." To prove his point, Max ate one. Through a mouthful of biscuit, he said: "You ain't having them."
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Post by ScorpiBun » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:13 pm

"Well, it was worth a shot." The person said, threw the revolver on the ground and took the big detective coat off. The person turned out to be Jojo Siwa.
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Post by Maxx » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:17 pm

"Oh god..." Max stepped away from the wall and started walking away, to try to put as much distance between him and Jojo Siwa as possible.
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Post by ScorpiBun » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:22 pm

"Hey! Stop runnin! Don't you know who I am!?" Jojo walked after Max wanting to cover his clothes, skin and face in her autographs. As Jojo started walking faster, the Dance Moms theme song played faster.
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Post by Maxx » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:25 pm

"Yes, I do. That's why I'm trying to get away from you." Max walked faster, trying to remember where he had parked his motorbike. Yeah, he was fifteen yet had a motorbike. Max was awesome.
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Post by ScorpiBun » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:29 pm

"STOOP RUNNING!!" Jojo started running at full speed towards Max, but something hit her head. A pokeball! Jojo became red and got sucked back into the pokeball. Shortly after, Scorpi emerged from the shadows to pick up his pokeball. "Sorry, Jojo tends to do that." Said Scorpi.
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