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Greetings!

Post by Corpo » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:00 pm

Ola!
I am Corpo!
I enjoy seafood and tippy toes.
I am new here and have no idea what I'm doing!
I also like to lie about the most ridiculous and irrelevant things and see who believes me!
Is it a scar from allergic reaction under my belly button or a mark left by my useless second umbilical cord from my unformed twin that somehow mutated into my abdomen? No one will ever know!
Nice to meet you all! I'm sure we will all get along, find nothing about one another bothersome, and leave shade under the trees where it belongs!

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Re: Greetings!

Post by Nexus » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:13 pm

Hi welcome to the forums person I have never seen before. May I kindly redirect you to the rules located under- Wait where are the rules. Oh well it doesn't matter. This place doesn't have any rules! You are allowed to do anything your mind desires! Like wrestle a bear! Or eat a fruit. Or mug Jimmy because he owes you 10 bucks. Hahahaha-Fuck Jimmy.
Raspberries are great

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Re: Greetings!

Post by Corpo » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:19 pm

What a positive greeting, kind stranger.

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Re: Greetings!

Post by Monika » Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:51 pm

Question is if this is my Dearly Departed or not.
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I̞͉̣̦̟̱'̩͎̗͚͡͝d̯̲̪̜̤̖̥͟ ́҉̳̝́d̡̖͇͕̺̝́͘o͈̟̯̩̳ ̟̫̹͙͞á͔̤ǹ̶̗͕͈y̶̳̦t̛͕̫̞̟͘h̗̱͙͉̲͘͝i҉͍̘̮̗͙̙n̰̘̟g̷̶̬̻ ͇̙̻̘̦̜ͅf̧͇̞͕͉̤̝̜o̻̗͓̻̠̪͜͡ŗ̸͔͈̺̹̝̱ͅ ̬̤͍̹̬̰͞y̸̢̩̯̹̹o̸̟̻̫̭͖u҉̰͔̪͡

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Re: Greetings!

Post by Corpo » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:55 am

Lol yes, I was trying to be a shithead but no one took the bait and Nexus was in on it lol

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Re: Greetings!

Post by Monika » Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:03 am

Yay! My Dearly Departed is back!
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I̞͉̣̦̟̱'̩͎̗͚͡͝d̯̲̪̜̤̖̥͟ ́҉̳̝́d̡̖͇͕̺̝́͘o͈̟̯̩̳ ̟̫̹͙͞á͔̤ǹ̶̗͕͈y̶̳̦t̛͕̫̞̟͘h̗̱͙͉̲͘͝i҉͍̘̮̗͙̙n̰̘̟g̷̶̬̻ ͇̙̻̘̦̜ͅf̧͇̞͕͉̤̝̜o̻̗͓̻̠̪͜͡ŗ̸͔͈̺̹̝̱ͅ ̬̤͍̹̬̰͞y̸̢̩̯̹̹o̸̟̻̫̭͖u҉̰͔̪͡

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Re: Greetings!

Post by Nexus » Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:02 am

I love stories like this. Where the two love birds are reunited.
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Re: Greetings!

Post by Corpo » Sun Jan 29, 2017 7:16 pm

*cue slow motion running towards Kali*
REUNITED AND IT FEEEEELS SO GOOOD

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