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Re: Last post wins!

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:36 pm

I mean... You could try to eat a train. Might hurt a bit though
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Post by Train » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:53 pm

It hurts when i eat too much gummies so yeah probably
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Post by Maxx[2.0]ine » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:13 pm

A guy once ate an entire helicopter, so... A train shouldn't be that hard to eat. For that one guy, at least, lol.
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Post by Rook_Cahill » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:21 pm

I ate a Train with seven wheels
painted green and gold.
When someone asked me what's my deal
I said there was no mold.

Then they took me and put me on trial,
for the charge of insanity.
They asked me why, why did you eat,
a train with seven wheels, painted green and gold.
"there was a man in gilead, a man with yellow eyes. to me he said 'Beware the whispers,for they whisper lies.'" and then I stabbed him. then my freind stabbed him too. and then I realised I was dreaming, and everyone turned furry, and everything cascaded into chaos.

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Post by Train » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:22 pm

I'M SORRY YOU WHAT
DON'T EAT MY KIND
Oh shit, Jay is high again. Didn't know 14 year olds could even do that.
Off Topic gang member, i am gay for fictional characters like all the cool kids are. But i like SEGA characters not hot ass anime guys. So i'm not cool.
This school is mine, I AM THE KING!
KOKICHI OUMA! Tuckered out after crying.
ヾ(´・ ・`。)ノ
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Post by Killer Ice Cream » Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:42 pm

That was a joy to read
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Post by Train » Mon Jun 01, 2020 11:01 pm

I need a VPN because now people are getting doxxed for not being straight and cis, including actual fucking children
Oh shit, Jay is high again. Didn't know 14 year olds could even do that.
Off Topic gang member, i am gay for fictional characters like all the cool kids are. But i like SEGA characters not hot ass anime guys. So i'm not cool.
This school is mine, I AM THE KING!
KOKICHI OUMA! Tuckered out after crying.
ヾ(´・ ・`。)ノ
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Post by Irate Irukandji » Tue Jun 02, 2020 12:45 am

Remember, kids.
Fresh dabwater is happy dabwater.
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Post by Train » Tue Jun 02, 2020 12:59 am

Haha....DAB
Oh shit, Jay is high again. Didn't know 14 year olds could even do that.
Off Topic gang member, i am gay for fictional characters like all the cool kids are. But i like SEGA characters not hot ass anime guys. So i'm not cool.
This school is mine, I AM THE KING!
KOKICHI OUMA! Tuckered out after crying.
ヾ(´・ ・`。)ノ
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Re: Last post wins!

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:34 am

Yes Yes, shame the children for not discovering their sexuality
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