A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Yamperzzz » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:42 pm

The alien danced with joy as it watched the chips rebuild his home. Even all of his collectibles were back in their original spots. But watching the creatures using their powers gave it an idea. It needed something to write on, first. It made a writing motion at one of the chips when they were done to signify that the alien had something to say.

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As Metaknight approached the unidentified object, it became clear that there was more of it. The bigger spiky ball was followed by three other balls, which were much smaller but identical. The smaller ones, though still large, were at most the size of a 2 story building. They all made a low buzzing noise that was much louder up close, so much so that they were nearly deafening and headache-inducing. Upon closer inspection, Metaknight could see that the objects were also covered in small pores surrounding the spikes that glowed.

Suddenly, something emerged from one of these pores in the largest ball. It was also a spiky ball but was grey and metallic. It had one large red eye with a yellow slit-shaped pupil. It turned to Metaknight and narrowed its eye. It made a high-pitched screech, which supposedly alerted its friends. Before he knew it, Metaknight was being surrounded by a storm of these creatures that all rushed from these pores, all of which made horrible noises.
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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Sir Meta Knight » Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:18 pm

The tortilla chip immediately understood what its king was trying to say. A ball of light appeared in one of its invisible chip hands, which materialized into a notepad and a pencil. The chip then handed it to the alien.

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With a grunt, Meta Knight strained to withstand the horrible noises emitted by the spiked balls. He was aware of being suddenly surrounded by smaller, metallic spiked ball-creatures, which appeared to emerge from the pores set within the massive ones. They were all metallic gray, covered in spikes of their own, each with a single red eye and a slit pupil that stared unblinkingly at the knight. In a way, those eyes reminded him of the likes of Zero...

More and more of these creatures appeared, emerging from the larger balls' pores, until there was well a legion of them surrounding the armored knight, filling the air with the horrid screeching and buzzing. It was almost too much too stand, and he found himself wondering if his mask would crack and explode right then and there.

In spite of the noise and the army of one-eyed spiked creatures that glared at him in unison, Meta Knight drew his shimmering golden sword from its sheath. In a flash of lightning, the sacred sword Galaxia's indestructible blade materialized in its hilt, held firmly by the knight.

Though there were few things Galaxia could not cut through, Meta Knight was unsure what chance the sword had of fending off these fiendish creatures, being that they appeared to be made out of some type of metal and, for all intents and purposes, better armored than he was. But he would try nonetheless for the sake of honor, despite how these enormous spike-covered monsters outnumbered and outsized him easily.

The blue Star Warrior held his blade firm, staring a challenge at each of the creatures surrounding him. If they attacked, he would fight. The starlight glinted off his silvery mask, causing it to seem to shine, but the fierce glow of determination in his golden eyes was brighter.
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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Yamperzzz » Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:41 pm

The alien watched as the tortilla chip created a pencil and notepad from a ball of light. When the chip gave it to them, the alien nodded their head appreciatively back at them. Despite not knowing a lot of English, it began to write. It wrote slowly and sloppily, no thanks to its short, stubby tentacles. After a few long moments of writing and erasing furiously over and over again, it finally gave the notepad back to the chip.

The spelling was awful, and the handwriting was extremely hard to read. But after another long period, the chip could roughly translate the writing as reading simply, "I wish to speak."

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As the storm of one-eyed creatures began to approach and slowly constrain Metaknight's movements, they watched as he drew his magnificent golden sword, the Galaxia. Unfazed, they continued to move closer to Metaknight until a bolt of lightning struck the sword, startling the spiked monsters. They quickly moved backward a few feet, however, they were still surrounding Metaknight and screaming aggressively.

Eventually, the creatures began to gradually advance towards Metaknight once again. They were visibly wary of his sword and acknowledged his fierce determination, but they continued their movement. Suddenly, one of them charged at Metaknight, encouraging a barrage of its friends to follow suit with a blaring war cry.
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Post by odog811 » Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:38 am

A plank of wood seemed to float through the void, eventually drawing near to the battle, seeming to watch with it's drawn on face. The being was far beyond the perception mere mortals had of it.

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Sir Meta Knight » Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:05 am

(Holy crap, I forgot this existed oops-)

The chips glanced at each other in confusion for a moment, before they suddenly seemed to get the idea. The chips all gathered in a circle and became surrounded in a super-awesome 3cool5school magic chip glow. The alien became surrounded by this same glow, which lasted for several moments before fading.

"Your wish has been granted," a voice said, not from the chips, but rather something no one could see... at least right now.

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Uttering his own battle cry, Meta Knight dodged out of the way of the spiked monsters at the last second, swerving somewhat behind them. The warrior swiftly struck out with his sword and a well-timed slash, aiming for one of the creatures' eyes, and then ducking back once again.

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"Poyo?" a terrifyingly cute voice suddenly said behind the plank of wood. It was Kirby, staring at the board with that horrifyingly innocent, unassuming smile of his. He looked at the wooden plank with curiosity, tilting his head with an inquisitive, "Poyo poyo?"
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Post by odog811 » Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:20 am

The plank seemed to float into the puffball's arms from a spark hitting it, seeming to turn a bit towards the star warrior. No longer as aggressive as it would've been had an older individual encountered it.

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Sir Meta Knight » Mon Mar 02, 2020 4:52 am

Kirby observed the plank, looking more curious now that he saw it was alive. The little Star Warrior raised his arms in a cheerful gesture. "Poyo poyo," he told it with a friendly smile. "Poyo?"
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Post by odog811 » Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:17 am

"hello young one, so you are powerful enough to see me as I truly am?" It seemed to whisper in kirby's mind, almost having an ethereal effect to it's voice. Meanwhile to anyone else it would look like Kirby was having a one sided conversation with a piece of wood.

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Sir Meta Knight » Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:21 am

"Poyo!" Kirby responded cheerfully, tilting his head at the plank. He seemed to think for a moment, before managing to say in a rather unclear voice, "Who... you?"
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Post by odog811 » Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:30 am

"Call me as you would any other wood board, Plank, and I know who you are Kirby, don't strain yourself to speak English though" It responded, seeming to enjoy the effort anyway though.

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