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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Maxx » Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:45 pm

"Might you have any use for her glass eye, rubber hand or either of her wooden legs?"
Alfie was quite taken aback. After all, he had never met the late Mrs Raj. Not that there seemed to be much of her to meet.
- David Walliams, Demon Dentist
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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Annasiel » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:51 am

"Pythagoras never wore sunglasses!"

"Yeah, well, you never saw him hungover."

-I'm loving the new Doctor Who
Alone she drifts from ancient mists
Nary a candle, nary a wish
But in the wont of wandering paths
Through wooded knolls, and windworn crags
She seeks a face she thought as friend
But now -- she thinks as judgement's end

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Stitches » Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:45 pm

"I have jesus in my ass bear witness," Shaflow 2k14

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Stitches » Wed Oct 24, 2018 4:34 am

"Excuse me, kidnapped super heroes are not mail order brides."

"You call it kidnapping, I call it window shopping. "
~Annasiel

"That's because she's sitting with a rapist."

"Excuse me, we are a pg-13 site, a sexual assualtist, thank you."

~Annasiel

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Snowskeeper » Wed Oct 24, 2018 4:37 am

Alleged sexual assaultist.

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Stitches » Wed Oct 24, 2018 4:42 am

"I'm sorry, but you've skipped right past Jesus and gone straight to God. You need the Old Testament."

~Snowskeeper

"If God looked down on his creation, I wonder, would he be a sexual assualtist too?"

~Annasiel

"Who sang that again? Joan Osbourne, Alanis Morissette, or Doctor Evil? Let's go with Doctor Evil."

~Snowskeeper

"Tell me child, what's on your mind? I've been touched by God... inappropriately."

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Stitches » Wed Oct 24, 2018 4:44 am

" Well you know what they say, John 16. God loves the world, thats why he wants to fuck everything."

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Stitches » Wed Oct 24, 2018 4:47 am

"Virgin Austin vs. Chad Shaflo."

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Stitches » Wed Oct 24, 2018 5:24 am

"I wish we had likes and dislikes on our posts so I could feel anxiety about whether people like my writing or not but with statistics."

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Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Stitches » Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:38 am

Joshua: That would be against my moral compass.

Neku: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL!

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