The RPF Comedy Club

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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by Shinigami » Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:21 pm

It would appear I can't hold it over you. Though I do find a lewd lamb to be rather odd. 🤔
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by DaTurtle » Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:43 pm

Question, how.... mature can the joke be?
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by DaTurtle » Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:50 pm

Blonde Joke

A brunette, red head and blonde are climbing a mountain.

As they approached the summit a genie appeared and offered them a wish, but they had to throw themselves off the mountain and land in whatever they wished for.

The Red head approached and wished for a billion marshmallows and jumped, she landed safely on a giant pile of marshmallow.

The brunette went next and wished for a billion dollars then jumped, and sure enough she landed on a pile of dollars.

The blonde hurried to the edge to make her wish, before she could she tripped and yelled oh shit.

You can guess what she landed in...
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by Jhibus » Mon Jun 18, 2018 3:33 pm

Ever hear of the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

He would stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by Zavier Antiguar » Tue Jun 19, 2018 3:36 am

Here's an anti-environmentalist joke for ya:
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by Shinigami » Tue Jun 19, 2018 6:07 am

Walking past a veterinary clinic, a woman noticed a small boy and his dog waiting outside. ‘Are you here to see Dr Meyer?’ she asked. ‘Yes,’ the boy said. ‘I’m having my dog put in neutral.’
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by Killian » Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:44 am

Beware of geometry jokes, they can get rather ... graphic.
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by FeatherBlood » Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:34 pm

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Also Shini I find it funny how you find the lewd lamb odd. Nothing odd about lewd lambs
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by Shinigami » Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:16 pm

Two drunks and a paraplegic walk into a bar...

I need to stop drinking.

And is that so, Feather?
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by FeatherBlood » Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:24 am

A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave at the potential danger in the situation

And it is so. You think the lewd lamb is weird, which is funny. There is nothing weird about the lewd lamb
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