One Liner Paradise

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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Shinigami » Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:33 am

He splits it with her, eating his half before she can pull it in.
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by TrollmanV1 » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 pm

A man walks in, takes one look around, and then blows his brains out with his pistol.

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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Kirby » Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:53 pm

Kirby happily inhaled the last of the sandwich, before looking at the last post. "Yikes. Someone had better clean that up."
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:07 am

Sweet just shrugs and snaps her fingers, transporting them into a jungle themed room in the exact spots everyone was, well besides the brain.
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Kirby » Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:56 pm

Kirby was suddenly sitting on the warpstar, eating a plate of cookies, including the actual plate.
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and trip over nothing.
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by QuantumAxis » Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:58 am

Quantum rolls into the room, from their grave. " Hi " Was all they said.

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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Kirby » Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:45 am

Kirby woke up from where she'd dozed off on her warpstar, waved at Quantum, spat out the plate, and fell asleep again.
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It takes real skill
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and trip over nothing.
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:58 pm

Sweet falls over and morphs into Killer.
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Kirby » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:45 am

Kirby, in her snoring state, fell over onto Killer's head - so it was probably a good thing she was small, round and lightweight, since she just rolled right back off onto the ground next to Killer.
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Thu Nov 23, 2017 3:52 pm

Killer didn't notice Kirby falling on her at all, just layed there stunned for awhile.
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