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Re: Last post wins!

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:36 pm

I mean... You could try to eat a train. Might hurt a bit though
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Post by Train » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:53 pm

It hurts when i eat too much gummies so yeah probably
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Post by Maxx[2.0]ine » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:13 pm

A guy once ate an entire helicopter, so... A train shouldn't be that hard to eat. For that one guy, at least, lol.
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Post by Rook_Cahill » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:21 pm

I ate a Train with seven wheels
painted green and gold.
When someone asked me what's my deal
I said there was no mold.

Then they took me and put me on trial,
for the charge of insanity.
They asked me why, why did you eat,
a train with seven wheels, painted green and gold.
"there was a man in gilead, a man with yellow eyes. to me he said 'Beware the whispers,for they whisper lies.'" and then I stabbed him. then my freind stabbed him too. and then I realised I was dreaming, and everyone turned furry, and everything cascaded into chaos.

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Post by Train » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:22 pm

I'M SORRY YOU WHAT
DON'T EAT MY KIND
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Post by Killer Ice Cream » Mon Jun 01, 2020 10:42 pm

That was a joy to read
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Post by Train » Mon Jun 01, 2020 11:01 pm

I need a VPN because now people are getting doxxed for not being straight and cis, including actual fucking children
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Post by Irate Irukandji » Tue Jun 02, 2020 12:45 am

Remember, kids.
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Post by Train » Tue Jun 02, 2020 12:59 am

Haha....DAB
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Re: Last post wins!

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:34 am

Yes Yes, shame the children for not discovering their sexuality
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