What would you write on your helmet?

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Re: What would you write on your helmet?

Post by Apophis » Fri Apr 05, 2019 1:32 pm

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Re: What would you write on your helmet?

Post by Reyn » Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:41 pm

I'd put stickers on it... like my current avatar.

Right in front of my eyes so I can't see.

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Re: What would you write on your helmet?

Post by Wint » Sat Apr 06, 2019 1:15 am

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this helmte. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also my's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into my characterisation- my personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. My fellow men understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike my helmet truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in my's existential catchphrase "hey im rly gay," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a helmet tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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Re: What would you write on your helmet?

Post by Kirby » Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:59 am

^ Must be the biggest helmet in the world to fit all of that on it
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Re: What would you write on your helmet?

Post by \_GHOST_/ » Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:12 pm

how did it go to helmet to helmte???

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Post by \_GHOST_/ » Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:13 pm

also wint I suppose you like rick and morty

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Post by ShadFlow » Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:23 pm

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