The RPF Comedy Club

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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by Shinigami » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:50 am

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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by DaTurtle » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:26 pm

Woah like religion debunked
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by Wint » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:52 am

Thank you, god of death, for debunking religion.
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by Shinigami » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:34 am

I never debunked religion. Just Christianity. 👌
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by DaTurtle » Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:56 pm

Ever since I made the Seoul mate joke I've been getting ads for Asian dating sites, thanks google
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by Wint » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:07 pm

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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by Shinigami » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:35 pm

Google just gives you ads based on the searches you make and websites you visit. What you been up to, buddy? ^_^

Seriously though. Google probably just assumes you're single based on past searches or whatever, and that you're interested in Asian culture (if you watch anime on the internet or browse Asian restaurants or recipes, etc., it'll add to the results). Google is not smart. XD
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by DaTurtle » Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:14 pm

Give a man the search results for "sushi" and he'll eat for a day

Give him an Asian gf and he'll find some way to fuck up the realatioship... at least he still has sushi
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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by Reyn » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:43 pm

So a frog walks into a bank, looking to borrow some money. He has a little bag on his back and looks rather cute. He hops up to the receptionist and asks if he can speak to a banker. The receptionist directs him towards the desk of Patricia Whack, and the frog follows the directions and goes to see her.

"Hello." He says "I would like to borrow £500,000, please.".

Patricia is a little concerned that the frog would want to borrow so much money. He's a frog, for crying out loud, why would he need that much? The frog sees her concern and tries to reassure her.

"Don't worry, ma'am." He smiles "My dad's Mick Jagger.".

Patricia, still not convinced, frowns at the little frog and shakes her head.

"Sorry pal," she says "But you need to pay a deposit before you can borrow that much. It's part of our policy.".

The frog smiles again and reaches into his little bag, pulling out a small ceramic pig. He places it on Patricia's desk, looking rather smug about it.

"There." He says "I think that should cover it.".

But Patricia still has her doubts. She takes the ceramic pig off the desk and takes it into her boss's office, where she confronts her boss about the issue. She explains, in great detail, all about the frog's request and finishes her rant by pointing to the ceramic pig and yelling.

"What the hell is this thing, anyway?".

Her boss sighs, taking the pig from Patricia.

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.".

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Re: The RPF Comedy Club

Post by Zavier Antiguar » Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:27 am

That's awesome :lol:
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