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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Maxx » Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:00 pm

But they always turn up naked
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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Jhibus » Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:06 pm

And police are called to your location every time you use the ability.

I have the power of flight!
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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Wint » Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:22 pm

(Since we need 3 curses) But you teleport to where they were prior to being teleported.
(And now onto Jhibus' curse)
But your wings cannot support your weight.
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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Contingency » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:08 pm

And flight time is dependent on how long you can fart

So ten second long fart = ten seconds of flight.
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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Maxx » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:52 pm

And you have giant pink glittery fairy wings.

I can turn invisible.
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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Wint » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:55 pm

But only to yourself.
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation, and as such could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.” - Michael Stevens

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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Contingency » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:24 pm

You also become permanently blind after one use
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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Shinigami » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:46 pm

And you're only invisible for as long as you can hold your breath.

I can become as tall as a skyscraper.
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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Wint » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:52 pm

But you literally become a skyscraper, for the rest of time until you finally crumble and fall apart amongst the ruins of man, not a whisper escaping your lips as they do not exist any longer.
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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Contingency » Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:02 am

You're also experiencing every pain you have ever felt in your life times 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 endlessly and constantly until you die.
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