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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Vladmirk » Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:44 am

I mean technically (if you could survive the immense heat) lava is so dense that you should be able to walk on it anyway.

You can only walk on liquids, meaning that if you fall over, all you can do is drown (or lie there in agony because you can't sink in lava).
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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Wint » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:16 am

I can shift the direction gravity pulls me

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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Vladmirk » Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:38 am

Nice

But your body isn't able to handle the changing orientation of gravity, resulting in dizziness, motion sickness, fatigue, and projectile vomiting.
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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Wint » Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:42 am

FUCK YEAH PROJECTILE VOMIT CONTRAIL
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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Maxx » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:06 am

And you have no control over it when you're in bed.
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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Sans_the_Medic » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:42 am

And you can only chose up or down with a 30min cooldown. Better not do it outside
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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Reyn » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:44 am

Buuuuut you can't summon fuel or ammunition.

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Post by Sans_the_Medic » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:45 am

{How did I know that that one was going to pop up? C'mon be more creative!}
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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Reyn » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:47 am

Also can't summon the manual. Good luck learning to fly a plane from scratch!

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Re: Curse the Superpower above

Post by Sans_the_Medic » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:48 am

{This is not MY curse on my own weapon, it's one a friend came up with and I HAD to put it here} It comes in an IKEA flatpack
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