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Re: Real Life CSes

Post by Kirby » Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:21 am

Nonoz Morottaja wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:52 am
Foxy the Pirate wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:00 am
Lenny wrote:
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Name: Lenore Morottaja Wright

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Mental gender: Demigirl

Mental age: 7th grade

S.O: Demisexual

Status: Engaged

Religion: Pastafarianism and Science, bitch

Height: 170, 7’5

Weight: That’s rude.. Also Idk and idc..

Personality: Heartless bitch, but very protective of my self-proclaimed family.. Anxious, over thinker, day-dreamer, liberal, sciency, lazy.. Sad..

History: No.. Maybe I'll edit it in if I get bored

Race: Norwegian, Finnish, Northern Sápmi, Demialpaca

Nationality: Norwegian

Interests: Online stuff, books

Dislikes: Ignorance, hate, being too hot

Likes: Knowledge, a challenge, my love, Snow, Namibia, being cold

Skills: None

Theme song: Failure ~ Breaking Benjamin

Appearance: Black hair, blonde bangs (was purple once), brown eyes, a kinda yellowing slightly tan skin, pretty average body, but with chubby thighs..
DO YOU PEOPLE SEE THIS ALPACA?!
DUN TOUCH HER
JUST.. DUN TOUCH HER >:0

NO TOUCHING MY CYBER SISTER. I WILL BITE YOUR FOOT.
Can i touch the alpaca?
NO. BAD NOZ. NO TOUCHY.
I'M GOING TO BITE YOUR FOOT NOW.
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Re: Real Life CSes

Post by shadowvoidboss » Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:28 am

*pets the alpaca*
Huberty duberty I rolled a 42 I'm now a shrubbery.

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Re: Real Life CSes

Post by Kirby » Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:53 am

shadowvoidboss wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:28 am
*pets the alpaca*
*bites Void's foot*

.. Tastes like chicken.

Also, I'm going to make a CS for my cat because why not.

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Name: Tinsel(-chan)

Age: 3

Gender: Female

Mental gender: Dog

Mental age: Blue

S.O: 9,000

Status: Probably the mastermind of my house.

Religion: She worships the food.

Height: Probably like 7" or something?

Weight: Too much for a cat

Personality: An extremely intelligent idiot who wants attention at all the worst times and loves meowing at the top of her lungs outside my door at 2 AM when I'm trying to fucking sleep.

History: She was born, she was raised, she was adopted, and she got horribly fat three months later.

Race: Some kind of Abyssinian mix, probably a dog in disguise

Nationality: The cat food processing plant

Interests: Rolling all over my art supplies, getting her hair on all my clothes, eating

Dislikes: Dogs, my other cats, not being fed, being touched when she doesn't want to be touched, letting me sleep

Likes: Being loud and annoying, eating, hitting my other cats, ruining all my art, staring at me in the bathroom, trying to make me pet her whenever I'm going out

Skills: Getting her hair on literally everything, making me like her somehow, using her big adorable green eyes to her advantage, being fat

Theme Song: Fireflies ~Owl City sung by the Fitnessgram Pacer Test

Appearance: White fur, large bluish dark gray spots on her body, gray on top of her head/ears and a gray spot on one side of her muzzle, a gray tail, extremely green eyes.
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Re: Real Life CSes

Post by shadowvoidboss » Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:12 am

I've seen fater cats.
Huberty duberty I rolled a 42 I'm now a shrubbery.

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Re: Real Life CSes

Post by Kirby » Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:16 am

shadowvoidboss wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:12 am
I've seen fater cats.
Trust me, that picture compliments her.

If I felt like getting out of bed and leaving my room just to get a picture of my cat, I could show you just how fat she is.

But I'm too lazy.
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Re: Real Life CSes

Post by Elenore Nightswarmer » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:13 am

Nonoz Morottaja wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:52 am
Can i touch the alpaca?
Yuuussss~ ^W^
shadowvoidboss wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:28 am
*pets the alpaca*
Get your filthy hands of my precious wool, or I will cut your hands off and feed it to the Fox-Kraken, skin you and wear you as a fucking jacket while your insides can rot beneath the snow..
WARNING:
I'm mean..
For like..
No reason..

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Re: Real Life CSes

Post by shadowvoidboss » Tue Sep 26, 2017 9:37 am

There not filthy I sware I washed them before I petted.
Huberty duberty I rolled a 42 I'm now a shrubbery.

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Re: Real Life CSes

Post by Kirby » Wed Sep 27, 2017 5:11 am

Fox-Kraken is hungry.

Fox-Kraken craves hands.
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Re: Real Life CSes

Post by Elenore Nightswarmer » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:37 am

Foxy the Pirate wrote:
Wed Sep 27, 2017 5:11 am
Fox-Kraken is hungry.

Fox-Kraken craves hands.
Would you say......
Your stomach had some..
Rumblies..
That only..
Hands could satisfy?
WARNING:
I'm mean..
For like..
No reason..

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Re: Real Life CSes

Post by Kirby » Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:02 am

Lenny wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:37 am
Foxy the Pirate wrote:
Wed Sep 27, 2017 5:11 am
Fox-Kraken is hungry.

Fox-Kraken craves hands.
Would you say......
Your stomach had some..
Rumblies..
That only..
Hands could satisfy?
I KNEW THAT WAS COMING
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It takes real skill
to choke on air, fall up stairs,
and trip over nothing.
I have that skill.

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