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Re: Favorite Quotes

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:45 pm
by Maxx
"Might you have any use for her glass eye, rubber hand or either of her wooden legs?"
Alfie was quite taken aback. After all, he had never met the late Mrs Raj. Not that there seemed to be much of her to meet.
- David Walliams, Demon Dentist

Re: Favorite Quotes

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:51 am
by Annasiel
"Pythagoras never wore sunglasses!"

"Yeah, well, you never saw him hungover."

-I'm loving the new Doctor Who

Re: Favorite Quotes

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:45 pm
by Stitches
"I have jesus in my ass bear witness," Shaflow 2k14

Re: Favorite Quotes

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 4:34 am
by Stitches
"Excuse me, kidnapped super heroes are not mail order brides."

"You call it kidnapping, I call it window shopping. "
~Annasiel

"That's because she's sitting with a rapist."

"Excuse me, we are a pg-13 site, a sexual assualtist, thank you."

~Annasiel

Re: Favorite Quotes

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 4:37 am
by Snowskeeper
Alleged sexual assaultist.

Re: Favorite Quotes

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 4:42 am
by Stitches
"I'm sorry, but you've skipped right past Jesus and gone straight to God. You need the Old Testament."

~Snowskeeper

"If God looked down on his creation, I wonder, would he be a sexual assualtist too?"

~Annasiel

"Who sang that again? Joan Osbourne, Alanis Morissette, or Doctor Evil? Let's go with Doctor Evil."

~Snowskeeper

"Tell me child, what's on your mind? I've been touched by God... inappropriately."

~Annasiel

Re: Favorite Quotes

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 4:44 am
by Stitches
" Well you know what they say, John 16. God loves the world, thats why he wants to fuck everything."

~Annasiel

Re: Favorite Quotes

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 4:47 am
by Stitches
"Virgin Austin vs. Chad Shaflo."

~Annasiel

Re: Favorite Quotes

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 5:24 am
by Stitches
"I wish we had likes and dislikes on our posts so I could feel anxiety about whether people like my writing or not but with statistics."

~Snowskeeper

Re: Favorite Quotes

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:38 am
by Stitches
Joshua: That would be against my moral compass.

Neku: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL!