The Off Topic Gang Base Camp

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Re: The Off Topic Gang Base Camp

Post by Train » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:32 am

With Reginald being rich you'd think he'd buy us an Anti Government system but i guess not
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Post by Killer Ice Cream » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:34 am

Maybe the spray expired?
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Post by Sir Meta Knight » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:43 am

4/27/92...?

That... that means those lying plebeians sold me government spray that expired TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS AGO!!!


I PAID $12,000 FOR THAT!


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Post by Train » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:45 am

JESUS FUCK THAT SPRAY EXPIRED ALMOST AS LONG AGO AS PUYO PUYO WAS MADE
IN FACT WITH ALL THINGS CONSIDERED THE SPRAY IS JUST AS OLD OR OLDER
MARX WHO THE FUCK SOLD YOU THAT SPRAY
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Post by Sir Meta Knight » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:48 am

I BOUGHT IT FROM THE HAPPY MASK SALESMAN.
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Post by Train » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:52 am

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BUYING SPRAY FROM A MASK SALESMAN
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Post by Sir Meta Knight » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:55 am

... Well, my mask broke again, so I had to buy a new one. And he happened to be having a sale on government repellent at the time.
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Post by Train » Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:00 am

That's like buying clothes at the soup store.
You shouldn't do it.
Ever
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Post by Sir Meta Knight » Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:06 am

They have soup stores?
And it was there, who wouldn't want to buy discount government repellent? You never know when you may need it.
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Re: The Off Topic Gang Base Camp

Post by Train » Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:08 am

In the universe of a Code Geass spoof, yes.
Because it's like buying expensive shit on Wish for cheap.
You shouldn't do it.
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