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Cringe jokes 101.

Post by Cr25pltro6 » Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:10 pm

Label on the can is what ya get. Let's see who can make the most cringiest jokes imaginable. I'll start

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
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Re: Cringe jokes 101.

Post by Annasiel » Wed May 01, 2019 2:26 am

What about the jump rope joke?

Eh, I'd rather just skip it
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Re: Cringe jokes 101.

Post by ShadFlow » Wed May 01, 2019 5:38 am

Hey Cardi B went to the Gym.

Guess she's improving her Cardi O
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Re: Cringe jokes 101.

Post by Annasiel » Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:20 pm

How do you get an elephant out of a fridge?

Same way you got him in.
I look in the water and fear what I see
I know it's no stranger but I know it's not me
My life is a lie that was uttered in jest
If I can't change at all, let me rest

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Re: Cringe jokes 101.

Post by Mach2 » Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:20 pm

I started culinary school recently. Our first exam was on spaghetti and I was so worried I'd fail.

But thankfully, I pasta test.

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Re: Cringe jokes 101.

Post by Reyn » Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:29 pm

I could tell you a joke about sodium... but Na

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Re: Cringe jokes 101.

Post by Revanite Exile » Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:29 am

My boss told me that the Simple Truth brand of chicken was sold out but they had a new brand of chicken the Complicated Lies.
Done with this place

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Re: Cringe jokes 101.

Post by Archer_Algren » Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:51 am

If you want to punch an Anti-Vaxxer, remember to lick your fists for bonus damage.
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Re: Cringe jokes 101.

Post by Stalin is my Dad » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:26 am

What did the German say to the clock that ticked? "Ve have vays of making vou tock"

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Re: Cringe jokes 101.

Post by Annasiel » Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:00 am

Stalin is my Dad wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:26 am
What did the German say to the clock that ticked? "Ve have vays of making vou tock"

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I look in the water and fear what I see
I know it's no stranger but I know it's not me
My life is a lie that was uttered in jest
If I can't change at all, let me rest

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