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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Annasiel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:01 am

Yo mama's so thrifty she reuses toilet paper.
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:19 am

Yo mama's so short she rides a turtle to work.
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:40 am

Yo mama's so short she needs a ladder to get over the doorstep.

@Killer Ice Cream: But they're both so delicious! D: We clearly have very different tastes. :lol:

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:16 am

Yo mama's so short she can hang glide on a dorito.

@Shinigami: It's kind of a childhood trauma thing. (&_&)
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Annasiel » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:42 am

Yo mama's so weird she thinks brussel sprouts are food at all
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:53 am

Killer Ice Cream wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:16 am
Yo mama's so short she can hang glide on a dorito.

@Shinigami: It's kind of a childhood trauma thing. (&_&)
Yo mama's so weird she named you Killer Ice Cream. :lol:

...I refuse to ask how Brussels sprouts and spinach could cause one trauma. ._.

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:24 pm

Shinigami wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:53 am
Killer Ice Cream wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:16 am
Yo mama's so short she can hang glide on a dorito.

@Shinigami: It's kind of a childhood trauma thing. (&_&)
Yo mama's so weird she named you Killer Ice Cream. :lol:

...I refuse to ask how Brussels sprouts and spinach could cause one trauma. ._.
Yo mama's so skinny she fell through the floorboards.

It's best not to ask _-_
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:43 pm

Yo mama's so skinny she blew away in a breeze.

I figured as much. ._.

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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:08 am

Yo mama's so fat she can only go into airplane hangars.

Everytime I talk about my childhood my fiance says it makes him sad. Which, I don't really understand because there are plenty of people who've had it worse off.
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Re: Yo mama!

Post by Shinigami » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:53 am

Yo mama's so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Some people can't take sadness. If you feel comfortable talking, I'll listen. :3

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