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Archer TV

Post by Archer_Algren » Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:30 am

“Hey, hey.”
Said the one girl as she punched another.
“You mad?”
“No.”
Said the other girl.
“Hey, hey.”
Said the one girl as she punched another.
“You mad?”
“No.”
Said the other girl.
“Hey, hey.”
Said the one girl as she punched another.
“You mad?”
“No.”
Said the other girl.
“Hey, hey.”
Said the one girl as she punched another.
“You mad?”
“No.”
Said the other girl.
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“You rock bro!”
“No you rock bro!”
“No you rock bro!”
“No you rock bro!”
“No you rock bro!”
“No you rock bro— AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Screamed the teen as he started melting.
“BROOOOOOO!”
Cried out the other teen.
One woman was holding an empty barrel and a younger girl asked her;
“What did you pour on him?”
“Acne cream.”
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“Is it true you have been using political funding to buy Archer TV Subscriptions?!”
A reporter asked a Politician on the stage, the Politician said nothing but flipped the bird at him.
“What do you think you are doing with the people’s money?!”
Asked another reporter, who got the bird flipped at her.
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A woman was flying through the sky on an umbrella as two delinquents looked on.
“Whoa” said one, “aint that the nanny harbor Gossip’s been calling a badass?”
The other one, unimpressed, shouted at her;
“Yo! Get down here bitch! I’ll kick your ass!”

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Re: Archer TV

Post by Salamander » Thu May 10, 2018 5:06 am

Wow
Q: What do you call a confused salamander.
A: Me
Real A: One that axolotl questions!!!

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Re: Archer TV

Post by FireGoddess » Sat May 12, 2018 6:34 am

interesting and hard to follow

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Re: Archer TV

Post by Archer_Algren » Mon May 14, 2018 5:12 am

“Lassen Gorelai with Archer TV”
“Wait a minute, wait a minute big bro!”
“Wait a minute, wait a minute big bro!”
“Wait a minute, wait a minute big bro!”
“Wait a minute, wait a minute big bro!”
“Wait a minute, wait a minute big bro!”
“Wait a minute, wait a minute big bro!”
“Wait a minute, wait a minute big bro!”
“Wait a minute, wait a minute big bro!”
“Wait a minute, wait a minute big bro!”
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“This is the list”
Said the woman handing a younger girl a list
“For what?”
Asked the younger girl.
“Do it!”
Said the older woman
“Do what?”
Asked the younger girl.
The older woman then threw a gun unto the table.
“Do it!”
She ordered.
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“We are now live at Farmer Smith’s Eggplant field, to taste his eggplants.”
Said the reporter.
“Here try one.”
Said the farmer as he offered the reporter an eggplant.
“Wow! Its so sweet! Even when its raw its delicious!”
Said the Reporter.
“Then eat them raw forever you fecking bitch!”
Screamed the farmer at the surprised and confused reporter.
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Scientists were unveiling a new type of fruit
“Can anybody guess what kind of hybrid fruit this is?”
Asked the scientist.
“Um, is it an orange?”
Answered a boy from the crowd.
“Well then lets take a look see.”
Said the Scientist as he proceeded to slice it.
“Oh, you’re wrong, the correct answer is, YOUR FACE!”
Said the Scientist as he showed the slice having the same face as as the boy from the crowd.
"The world is not beautiful, therefore it is."

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Re: Archer TV

Post by Archer_Algren » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:50 am

“Hey kids! Want to draw?”
Asked the woman.
“Yes please!”
Said the Children in unison.
The woman then assumed the proper stance and revealed her holster.
“DRAW!”
Shouted the woman as she pulled out her gun.
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“I have a bomb.”
Said the younger girl.
“Oh really?”
Asked the older woman as the bomb’s fuse was getting dangerously short.
“Ye—“
*BOOM*
the bomb exploded, leaving the both of them ashen faced and curly haired.
“Tomorrow, tomorrow.”
Said the older woman.
“I love you, tomorrow.”
Continued the younger girl.
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“Get ready to open fire on whatever comes through that door!”
Said the soldier as he and his compatriots readied their weapons.
The door was opened to reveal a humanoid in a space suit.
“The earth...”
Said the figure.
“The earth... is under attack.”
Said the figure as he removed his helmet, revealing a young blue haired teen.
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Re: Archer TV

Post by odog811 » Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:53 pm

(you are right but this is the second most chaotic role play I've ever seen)

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Re: Archer TV

Post by Faliterum Alteris » Wed Aug 29, 2018 3:40 pm

(Can this truely be considered... Roleplay?)
Gecko wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:32 am
You cheeky monkey

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Re: Archer TV

Post by Archer_Algren » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:18 am

“Halt! City task force!”
Announced a man as he entered the room with two girls in it.
The older one got up and walked towards the man, she then hoisted him up.
“Which city?”
The man said nothing as he was choking from being hoisted up.
“I’ll ask again, which city?”
Asked the woman.
“Now, now, you’re being too rough.”
Said the younger girl.
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Archer TV auditions for new characters.
“So, what is your name?”
Asked the older woman to the hopeful interviewee.
“My name is Rusty but I go by Shatterstar.”
“Uh-huh, and what are your key industries?”
Asked the younger girl.
“Um, I’m not a city.”
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“This is fun!”
Said the younger girl as she continued to bounce on a trampoline while the older woman watched.
“I can keep doing this forever!”
Said the younger girl as the older woman left.
The older woman entered a lab and in it were two scientists working on a rocket strapped to a crash test dummy.
“I’m cancelling development of the Archer Jet.”
Announced the Older Woman.
“Why chief?!”
Cried out the scientists.
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“Fill it up.”
Said the younger girl to a cow while holding an empty glass.
The cow’s udders suddenly started releasing flames as it went up, and a pair of gun barrels poked out of its nose, it began opening fire on the younger girl as she ran away from it.
"The world is not beautiful, therefore it is."

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Re: Archer TV

Post by odog811 » Sat Sep 08, 2018 9:37 pm

Faliterum Alteris wrote:(Can this truely be considered... Roleplay?)
... good point

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Re: Archer TV

Post by Faliterum Alteris » Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:29 pm

I feel as though there are some inside jokes I'm missing somewhere...
Gecko wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:32 am
You cheeky monkey

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