One Liner Paradise

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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:19 pm

"You know, you can have a really long post if you just put commas were the periods would be," Killer stated simply, drawing out her post further with mindless ramblings and jibber jabber to demonstrate her point, and looked around the room with her head a strange angle as if she had been possessed, with eyes as round as saucers that glowed like the harvest moon, and cows grazed happily on the ceiling.
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Kirby » Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:51 am

"Poyo poyo poy poyo poyo poyo poy?" Kirby replied, still not speaking English for some reason, but she was taking Killer's advice and using commas to drag her post on forever, even though it was an abomination to grammar, not that she cared about grammar lately anyway, but come on man, what kind of a horrific run-on sentence is this, this is like AGONIZING, it just won't stop, please send help, butts, rainbows, unicorns, have a nice day.
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Shinigami » Sun Oct 22, 2017 7:07 am

Witnessing the horror of those two posts, Shinigami leans over a nearby trashcan and begins vomiting human souls.
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Kirby » Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:21 am

Kirby did the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing the entire bee movie script at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing at the thing to do the thing.
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:39 pm

That was mind rape to read.
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Kirby » Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:53 am

"Have I fucked your minds enough yet?" Kirby asked with a smirk, which didn't quite work for her in her pink puffball state.
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Shinigami » Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:35 am

Having read that horrid atrocity, Shinigami takes a running start and punts Kirby in much the same manner as one would a soccer ball.

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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:46 pm

Killer sits and sucks on a random unplugged lamp as one would a lollipop.
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Kirby » Wed Oct 25, 2017 4:19 am

"Poyoooooooo--" Kirby's squeal trailed off as she was sent flying further than the eye could see and disappeared altogether from the atmosphere, though about fifteen seconds later, she angrily jumped on Shinigami's head from behind, batting at him with her blunt, round little arms. "Just because I'm round doesn't mean I'm a ball!"
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Re: One Liner Paradise

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Wed Oct 25, 2017 5:47 pm

Ahem, that's more than one line.
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