A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Sir Meta Knight » Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:38 am

Kirby blinked. The board knew who he was? "Poyo poy," he said. "Poyo poyo poy poyo po poy." The puff once again seemed to regard Plank with intrigue, likely wondering what he was doing there.
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Post by odog811 » Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:54 am

"I have no reason for being here other than to try finding peace, although it doesn't follow you, star warriors." It explained, seeming to fully turn towards Meta knight.

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Post by Sir Meta Knight » Mon Mar 02, 2020 6:02 am

Kirby followed Plank's gaze to his blue mentor, then turned back to it. "Wha-poyo?" he asked, attempting to ask Plank what it meant by the statement.
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Post by odog811 » Tue Mar 03, 2020 4:19 am

"conflict always arises near either of you, or finds it's way to you" It seemed to whisper before disappearing. Reappearing near the battle, actually destroying one of the creatures by teleporting into one too small to hold it in the process.

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Post by Sir Meta Knight » Tue Mar 03, 2020 4:42 am

Meta Knight swerved back and stared at Plank, flaring his wings out in surprise. "You. Who are you?" he demanded, staring at the piece of wood with suspicion, but he didn't move to attack it just yet in case it wasn't a true threat.
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Post by odog811 » Wed Mar 04, 2020 3:19 am

It seemed to be normal while being observed by him, just floating there. Right in the middle of a crimson shower from the destruction of the creature.

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Post by Sir Meta Knight » Wed Mar 04, 2020 3:26 am

Meta Knight stared at it for a moment more, before narrowing his eyes dismissively. It appeared to just be a nonsentient piece of wood- how it even destroyed one of the spiked monsters, he'd never know. He kept his guard up nonetheless, but allowed his wings to rest at his sides, transforming back into his long navy-blue cape.

The knight turned his back on the plank and scanned the starry void, his yellow gaze resting on Kirby, who was seemingly staring at the piece of wood with a look as if he thought it was alive. Meta Knight dismissed this, pinning it to the baby puffball's playful imaginings or some such thing.
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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Yamperzzz » Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:19 am

The alien watched in amazement as the glowing chips surrounded them and caused them to glow magnificently too. After some time, the blue alien stopped glowing and was mildly startled by a disembodied voice. The voice didn't seem to have originated from any of the chips. However, they could care less, as their wish had been granted. The alien gained a new small mouth, and it danced around in the vastness of space before finally stopping to speak. Its voice was cute and almost childlike, but it sounded timid and would occasionally stutter because of it.

"W-wow! I can talk...?" It gasped. It realized that it also gained an improved vocabulary as a bonus. Otherwise, it would be slowly stringing together sentences word by word that doesn't even make sense. It didn't know a lot of English before.

"I can talk! I can SPEAK! YAY! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!" It cheered as it quickly maneuvered through space to give most of the chips who helped the alien gain its voice a gentle hug. It was truly thankful.

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The armored monsters didn't expect Meta Knight to be so agile, as they didn't even finish turning around to face him when Meta Knight struck one of their brother's eyes. The surprised creature's eye popped, spraying its yellowish-orange gelatinous guts across space, including Meta Knight and some of the other creatures. This substance was harmless, but the sight of it greatly infuriated the spiked monsters. They attempted to retaliate by charging themselves at Meta Knight, but he ducked out of the way before they could get a hit in. The rest of the creatures who didn't charge at him initially began to chase Meta Knight as he weaved around many other monsters. The first monster casualty floated by unresponsively as it continued to leak goo from its destroyed eye.
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Post by Sir Meta Knight » Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:31 am

The chips all exchanged happy glances, watching the blue alien with smiles on their chip faces. They were delighted to see the alien so ecstatic. However, their celebration was cut short.

Suddenly, a massive bowl of salsa appeared out of nowhere in front of the chips. They all screamed at the sight of it, and the group of tortilla chip creatures scrambled to escape, but they were too slow. A massive disembodied glove grabbed one of them and dipped it into the salsa headfirst. As the chip was finally brought of out the bowl, spluttering while its brethren watched helplessly, the hand whisked it away into oblivion. Its pitiful screams could be heard, fading quickly into the distance.

A horrible crunching sound echoed through space to announce the demise of the poor chip, followed by the disembodied voice proclaiming, "Hmm... tasty."

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Encouraged upon seeing that he was able to defeat the seemingly invulnerable creatures by striking their eyes, Meta Knight gained a new determination. Barely paying attention to the yellow-orange liquid he was spattered with, the Star Warrior continued to weave through the monsters, in the hopes of confusing them.

Then, lightning-fast, with the agility of an attacking snake, he turned without warning and struck another of the creatures in the eye before it had time to register what had hit it.
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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Yamperzzz » Sat Mar 07, 2020 7:06 am

As the alien happily embraced its new chip friends, a bowl of salsa appeared in front of them. The blue alien was only mildly surprised by the sight of it since it didn't completely understand what it was. Although, the alien's stance on the object quickly changed once all the chips screamed in fear and tried to run away. Unfortunately, one of the chips was too slow and was kidnapped by a humongous hand. This hand took this chip and dipped it into the salsa, then dragged it into a different realm where the poor chip continued to plead until a deafening and sickening crunch could be heard. The blue alien froze in horror as it heard the same disembodied voice from earlier, suggesting that the horrible being ate them.

The alien continued to freeze in place alongside the other chips until it decided that something had to be done. It was terrified, but it knew that not doing anything to stop this from happening again would be cruel. After some moments of building up, the alien adjusted the crown on its head as it courageously approached the salsa bowl that remained suspended in the void of space. It stopped in front of it with an angry face.

"Hey, you! Who do you think you are? You disgusting monster! Answer me at once!" It puffed up its squishy belly to make itself seem more imposing. "I am Lord Tektite, proud leader of these innocent chips. And I will not tolerate these... These... Heinous ACTS!! Reveal yourself to me, unless you're a coward. I will make you pay for your crimes!"

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Many of the creatures chasing him were very clumsy and collided with their brothers by mistake. Some were just too slow to keep up with Meta Knight's speed. But those who managed to stay behind Meta Knight were surprised once again as Meta Knight struck one of the monster's eye again. It was one of the creatures closest to Meta Knight, and its guts also spilled across space, generating an even bigger mess. One of the monsters behind the second casualty was blinded by the goop released by the now-dead creature and hit even more of its own brothers by mistake.

Another monster, which didn't chase Meta Knight, attempted to sneak upon him. It slowly maneuvered across the group of monsters until it managed to get itself in the best possible opportunity. When Meta Knight approached the area where the sneaky creature was hiding, it burst out of the crowd. It launched itself at Meta Knight in an ambush attack.
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