A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Yamperzzz » Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:09 pm

The alien, still spinning out of control, was taken off guard when a powerful laser hit its star on its belly. The star began to shine, and it reflected the laser back to one of the Pauls, hitting him in the face. The alien, thanks to the laser, finally stopped spinning. However, it was still dizzy.
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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Ike » Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:36 pm

The Pauls get angry that one of their kind would be harmed. They attack Dark Matter.

Bessie grew concerned. “What?! This isn’t what I meant by stopping!”

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Post by Sir Meta Knight » Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:28 am

"AAARGH! DON'T TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON ME!" Dark Matter protested, trying to fight off all the Pauls, but there were too many of them. "... WHAT IS THIS, KIRBY MASS ATTACK: PAUL EDITION?!?!"

"He deserves it," the one-eyed purple star Dark Nebula said, randomly floating near Bessie and casually watching the Pauls attack Dark Matter.

As all of this happened, Magolor ended up getting sucked into his own dimensional rift. "OH CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" he shouted as he slowly disappeared inside.

Meanwhile, the tortilla chip creatures approached the dizzy alien, gathering around it in a circle. They all stared at it for a minute or two. Then, one of them suddenly donned a shimmering golden crown and bestowed it upon the alien, declaring the blue creature to be their ruler.
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Post by odog811 » Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:37 am

eventually Alexander zipped through the void again, unfortunately stuck in a loop due to his physics engine abuse, although one action was done this time, an ancient joke meant for a different character. "KICK THE BABY!" He seemed to shout before attempting to punt Ike.

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Yamperzzz » Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:02 pm

When the creatures approached the alien, it thought for sure it was dead. It closed its eyes in fear, but when a long time passed without anything happening, it opened its eyes. When they were opened, it was wearing a crown! They bestowed the alien as their king! The alien was at a loss for words. It was truly flattering.

Noticing its damaged home and unrestrained items floating about space, it wordlessly commanded the chips to take the alien back home and to clean up the place.
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Post by Ike » Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:49 pm

Ike screamed. “WHAT, NO, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!”

The Pauls become attracted to Dark Nebula and follow him, with Bessie right on their trail. “Hi, we’re Paul!”

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Yamperzzz » Tue Jan 28, 2020 1:28 am

Meanwhile, a strange object was slowly drifting by far in the distance. It was a gargantuan ball with spikes on it that easily towered most of the skyscrapers of Earth. But, because of how far away it was, it seemed small. It was majoritively black, however, the tips and bases of the spikes were light green. The spikes' bases themselves were diamond-shaped, and the ball itself had a diamond pattern on its surface around these bases. Its aura was imposing and dreadful. It emitted a low buzzing noise that could barely be heard through the vastness of space.
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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Sir Meta Knight » Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:49 am

The chips nodded reverently to their new king. Utilizing their super-cool tortilla chip powers to the maximum, they began to glow slightly. In a blinding flash, the alien's home was entirely restored to the way it had been moments before the explosion caused by Ike's sword.

"Oh cool, I finally have fans!" Dark Nebula declared triumphantly. "Nice to meet all of you, Paul! Want an autograph, maybe?"

A masked warrior noticed the spiked ball that drifted in the distance, and narrowed his eyes. It was Batman! No, wait, Meta Knight. It was Meta Knight. My bad.

Meta Knight stared at the ominous, spike-covered object, listening to the buzzing noise it emitted. Tipping his batlike wings, he easily cut through the vast, empty void and glided toward the ball to investigate.
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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Ike » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:46 am

Then everyone turned into scribbles because it was April Fools’ Day.

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Post by odog811 » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:11 pm

Then everything reverted back due to that being a while away.

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