A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Sir Meta Knight » Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:30 am

"SAVE YOURSELVES! SAVE YOURSELVES WHILE YOU CAN!" Magolor cried, desperately attempting to escape the horde of crazed fangirls before they tried to ship him with Marx, Taranza, Kirby, Meta Knight and Susie.

Dark Matter gave a long sigh. "No. NO, YOU FOOLS. Like THIS." He shot a blast from his sword toward one of the arms of the planet, which... just resulted in more unseeable damage. "... DAMNIT."
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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Ike » Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:53 am

Ike then proceeded to get shipped with Soren, Ranulf, Elincia, Lethe, Marth, Roy, Meta Knight, Pit, and probably a million more ships I either can’t remember or don’t wish to mention.

The Pauls were amazed. So amazed in fact that they cloned themselves again, resulting in four Pauls. “Wow, we’re Paul!

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Post by Sir Meta Knight » Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:59 am

"SOMEBODY KILL THESE FANGIRLS!" Magolor's desperate voice screeched as he tried to escape the shipping.

"..." Dark Matter stared at all the Pauls. Then he realized he could use them for his mission. Yes, yes! He would raise an army of Paul clones! They could use their combined lasers to wipe out Popstar! It was foolproof!
"Hey, you! Clone yourselves again!"
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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Ike » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:07 am

Ike fainted from the exhaustion. Ranulf shapeshifted into his cat forum and tried to protect Ike from the fangirls.

The Pauls clone themselves again. Now there are eight. “Hi, we’re Paul!”

“Stop right there, you’re making them clone against their wills!” Someone was trying to stop Dark Matter! It was... Bessie B. Higgenbottom!

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Post by Sir Meta Knight » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:28 am

Magolor eventually disappeared under the crowd of fangirls, reaching one floating, gloved hand up in a final attempt to escape.
Suddenly, he remembered he could open dimensional rifts, and did so in the midst of the fangirls, sucking them inside the vortex one by one.

Dark Matter turned to face his new challenger. "Haha, fool! You think you can stop ME? PAULS, CLONE YOURSELVES AGAIN. THERE MUST BE MORE OF YOU. MORE!"
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Post by Ike » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:37 am

Ike was still unconscious...

The Pauls cloned themselves again. There were now sixteen. “Ha, we’re Paul!”

Bessie yelled to the sky. “NOOOOOOOO!!”

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Post by Sir Meta Knight » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:49 am

Ike was unfortunately sucked into the rift along with everything else.
"Oh. Oops..."

"CLONE YOURSELVES FIVE MORE TIMES!" Dark Matter commanded his growing army with an evil laugh.
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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Ike » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:52 am

Ranulf began to cry about the loss of his boyfriend.

The Pauls stood there, trying to figure out how many Pauls they would get from cloning five times.

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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Yamperzzz » Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:39 pm

Meanwhile, the blue alien was flying through space, spinning uncontrollably. It attempted to watch what was happening from afar, but it was so crazy and out of control that it had no idea what was going on. It desperately tried to stop its spinning as it was starting to get incredibly nauseated. At the same time, many unknown creatures (which all seem to resemble tortilla chips for some reason) began to watch the alien intently as it invaded their territory. It was terrifying, to say the least. It hoped that the creatures weren't going to rip it to shreds in retaliation.
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Re: A chaotic, random RP with no actual plot in which anything can happen that has a title that's way too long

Post by Ike » Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:47 pm

The Pauls, unsure of what to do now, use their eye laser beams for fun. By some coincidence, they hit the alien.

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