The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

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Killer Ice Cream
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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:13 am

Zipping around the kitchen in a matter of seconds, Killer produced a thick peanutbutter and jelly sandwich cut into half, triangle style. She sets it next to Trooper's cards in an empty spot. "Voila!"
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Trooper FN-86
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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:17 pm

Trooper stared at the sandwich with aww...a little drool coming down his chin. He quickly removed his helmet and took a large bite.

"Mmm....thank you..." he said between bites.
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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by Wint » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:37 pm

"I'd say I want you to make me a sandwich, but I learned my lesson with Google Assistant." He said, knocking pickle slices out of his ear.
“It’s not the size of your brain that matters, it’s whether or not you can set things on fire with it” ~ A wise philosopher

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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by TehMagicPudding » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:42 pm

TehMagicPudding began dealing the next hand of cards with a grin.
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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:52 pm

Trooper picked up his cards and carefully stared at the pretty pictures on his cards. Such a lewd deck...he wondered how such a thing was ever made.
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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by Wint » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:55 pm

"Oh my..." Said Wint, looking at his hand of cards.
"I wonder what happens if you..." He started saying, before grabbing one of the cards and turning it upside-down.
His face turned a light pink, before he turned it back right-side up.
"S-So that what it does..."
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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by TehMagicPudding » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:01 pm

TehMagicPudding made a strange protracted grunting noise as he looked at his hand. "You don't stand a chance." He had a devilish grin on his face.
Science can't disprove the existence of ninjas, only their direct presence.

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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by Trooper FN-86 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:04 pm

"We'll see. Killer, care to join us?" Trooper asked the ice cream that made his delicious sandwich.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by Killer Ice Cream » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:12 am

Killer shakes her head politely, grinning as she starts chopping something. "No thank you, I've quit gambling after cleaning out four casinos and getting chased by the mafia." She says calmly, the steady click click click of her knife filling in every little bit of silence not taken by words.
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Re: The completely innocent RP unrelated to the Member+ challenge of the week

Post by Reyn » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:02 pm

"Is this RP really so innocent?" Said Reyn. They knew the answer. They all did.
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